M&M Evolution theory
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The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Revenge of the Blondes!
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