Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...