Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...