Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...