Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...