Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...