A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...