Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Floppy disk care
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Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...