The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.