Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...