Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...