insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...