Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...