Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?