The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...