A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...