Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...