Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.