How Specs Live Forever
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
The talking banana
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Proof Santa is a Woman!
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A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
If Cray ran Christmas…
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Christmas Punnies!
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What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
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