Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...