Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...