Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...