Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.