Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...