A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...