Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....