Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...