Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...