“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...