Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Why are spiders like tops?
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The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...