There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...