Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !