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|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...