A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...