Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!