Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...