Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...