Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Read This!
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...