What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
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Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
A Short History of Medicine
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Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Why Women Live Longer
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A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...