Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...