Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!