What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
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Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...