Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...