Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...