What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Bake A Long Time
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Say anything
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Because they’re wrigleys!
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Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Osama Cave Memo
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Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...