Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...