A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...