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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...