Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...