Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...